Monday, 9 May 2011

Catching up

Today, as I was walking from uni to the bus stop, I walked up to behind my coursemate talking to his lady friend.

When I noticed, I was like "Woah, that's a coincidence."

Then I started wondering what I should do.

Guess what I did?

Yup, exactly. I did nothing. I just kept walking behind them avoiding talking to them. I also slowed my pace down to avoid walking past them. Because, you know, if I do walk past them and he notices, I can't do something like go "Oh hey, what a coincidence, hello!"

No, no, no, no. I'll totally start talking about how I've been walking behind them for the past five minutes because I thought it would be awkward to strike a conversation just like snap so instead, I've decided to act like a creepy ass stalker.

And if I just walk past them and act like I'm in a hurry and pretend not to notice, I'd probably look rude.

May 9th 2011 : Ian still thinks too much. Continues to be socially awkward.

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